Sunday, February 12, 2012

Is it possible to have sex on a roller coaster?

Tomorrow I will be going to a theme park with my girlfriend. My plan is to have sex with her on one of the coasters. Is there any way we can do this? And i mean real sex, not just a casual or a quick one. Is there a possibility of pregnancy that if i finish at the top of the loop and if the car goes to the bottom of the loop. I'm not going to use a condom. And will the picture taken during the ride cost more money if we were to buy it? Should I do it when other people are on the coaster too or just us alone?Is it possible to have sex on a roller coaster?Actually, having sex on a roller coaster would increase your % of having a baby by 69%. Why? Simple. The vibrations of the coaster would cause your lady to be even hornier and have a bigger orgasm, causing there to be a bond between your pe nis and her clitoris. WARNING: Your *** may fall out of her vagin a at the top of the loop da loop.Is it possible to have sex on a roller coaster?
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If you want to get arrested or possibly kill yourself, than you might try it! Why not just play it conservatively and find some nice elevator somewhere, or in the parking lot of the amusement park?Is it possible to have sex on a roller coaster?Sure. Just make sure she is on top so when the rollercoaster goes through the loop, she'll be the one to fall. Then you don't have to worry about any babies! Good Luck!Is it possible to have sex on a roller coaster?
You'll be strapped in, sitting side by side with loads of other people behind/in front of you..I don't see how on earth you can do that. o.o
Ask Barney Stinson he made a list about the places its possible to have sexIs it possible to have sex on a roller coaster?
They see me trollin they hatin computer moderator tryn to catch me typing dirty !
I think sex on the bumper cars would be much more fun or maybe if your theme park has those old fashioned cars some one could drive while you bang your girl in the back seat...lol
If you wana have sex take her to an open yard and have sex.
Ugh no, that could potentially be dangerous
I used to be a security guard in an amusement park, security will arrest you and your gf. dont take any chances
No



but in Australia



We have sex standing up in Hammocks all the time..
Want to be a registered sex offender? Sounds like you have a good plan. Good luck!





P.S. Try not to climax while upside down; might drip into your mouth.
No you are too fat and short, you will have to have sex on the teacup ride instead
This is obviously a joke..
you should totally go for it and let us know how it went!!!!

i've actually thought about doing something like that before XD
as charlie sheen would say- winning
WTF
you're usually strapped in, how are you gonna do it?
Haha, I get it. He's purposefully asking a stupid question to see how many people fall for it.
Yes. Please check back with me and I'll give the detailed instruction.
yes... just YES.... and send me the pictures! ?
I don't think you're really serious. This sounds like a very impossible thing to do.
beep,,beep..troll alert.
well.....this should be an interesting show....what roller coaster?i'll bring my camera

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